Dear Erdlo P. Nuckett,
Please be advised that "Crystal Gravy" Love is restricted during work hours and may only be administered, via mutual consent, on evenings, weekends, and those personal and vacation days previously agreed to by administration. If love of a gravy variety is required during working hours, please restrict such gravy to opaque varieties such as "Super Love Juice", "My Yummy Valentine", and "Chicken" (by looking at the FAQ, one will find that it is perfectly acceptable to be "hooked on the Chicken Gravy" during working hours).
I hope future warnings on this subject will be unnecessary.
Yours with buckets of Chicken gravy,
Spunky Princess
Kudos to you baby doll!
